Pride and Ah-lian-ness

I'm working in an advertising company as an intern copy writer. There is this bloody Ah Lian, an ex-CLS student, speaks an okay only "English" but act as if she is bloody good in that language. She is the boss' secreatary but a lazy bump. She sleeps when the boss is not around. She watches Youtube in her laptop which she pronounces it as "lapdog". She can't even send an email!!! She has the guts to ask me on how to send an email!!!

What pisses me off is her dumb arrogant character:

She asked me... "Which school you're from?"

I proudly answered "MBS, Methodist Boys' School."

She gave me that strange puzzled look, "Is that a chinese school or a Malay school?"

What kind of stupid question is that? I really don't know how to answer her so i said "It's neither both. It's a good school with a fair mixture of different races of students."

And she said, "O, is it. I never heard of your school before, i think yours a malay school." which made me wanted to slap her. I mean, Harlo!!! its METHODIST BOYS' SCHOOL, one of the oldest school in Penang! We got into a heated discussion about MBS' authenticity until she started to compare my school with her boy friend's school, Penang Free School (bloody hell).

I stopped the coversation and told her that i got an important stuffs to do. Not because i conceded a defeat but because it's pointless to talk to the Asian Dumb Blonde. This incident proves that i still have some MBS' pride in me after such a long time already since i left the school.

Anyway, The unbelievable Ah Lian... I thought this species extinct already.